It’s our god-given right to have everything that straight people have. Because we’re every bit as much human as they are.
My name is Plays-With-Squirrels.
Hitter, hacker, grifter, thief, dad.
Zero is giving Scout snuggles whether she likes it or not. Like mothers, like children.
"You see, I sleep next to Xena."
leverage → everybody in every episode
the stork job (1x06)